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[nightsung]

I'm new to the internet as a concept, so that almost makes two of us.

My name and the hen's are both Shadowheart, though I did come first.

[ripher]

Very pleased to meet you. I'm Rupert Giles. I'm afraid I don't have any animals named after me, as far as I know. Perhaps that's something to aspire to.

[nightsung]

No relation to the butler, then?

Is there an animal you'd like to have named after you? If drinks go well enough, I could win you one at the fair.

[ripher]

Not as far as I know.

I'll leave the choice to your no doubt excellent skills at the coconut shy. But that's a yes to a drink?

[nightsung]

Perhaps you're long-lost cousins.

It's a yes. I work at the Hex Club, if you'd like to come by when I finish a shift.

[ripher]

The Hex Club? You're a bartender? Or perhaps a watiress?

[nightsung]

A hostess.

[ripher]

[ Ah. ]

Well, I'm sure you're a very fine one. I can come by tonight, if that would suit?

[nightsung]

I'll look forward to it.

Try not to be too disappointed when I'm not a vampire hen.